kempster

Inserting your toe in the vagina of a female in order to obtain sexual gratification.

Jaysus, her gowl was too wide for a kempster so I had to use my whole foot!

by Frank Brett June 17, 2004

kempster

Kempster, verb.
To engage in vaginal or anal sexual stimulation of a female using ones foot

My size 13 feet are too big for kempstering

by croaghlad June 16, 2004

og kempster nerd

A general definition which can be applied to persons that may exhibit homosexual tendencies and also nerds especially those that use a back brace and lives at home even though they are in their late thirties. They constantly masturbate to porn magazines they have from last century when they were still in their thirties. They commonly have worked in jobs such as mc'donalds all their lives and still have not been promoted from moping the floors. kempster nerds also indulge in internet dating sites and have been known to steal their parent's credit card to purchase mail order brides.
Similar to a kempster nerd but tending to be older in age and severity of condition.

Georgy: look there's chris
Irene: he is a classic OG kempster nerd

by fame in the game March 9, 2008