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kelsey's wednesday night 

kelsey's wednesday night (n): hectic
Hey, how's kelsey's wednesday night?

kelsea's groupies 

The name for the fan base of Kelsea Ballerini (radio disney's best new artist in 2017)
Can you believe that Kelsea Ballerini came to the hotel room of a few of the Kelsea's Groupies to celebrate a fan's birthday?

Kelsey stoked 

Beyond excited about an idea, adventure, getting laid, basically, anything that you get so giddy over the energy just pours out of you like a volcano spewing words at a high-pitched level of voice.

Originally derived from a waitress in Jay Peak VT that was so stoked on life, that it was instantly contagious and has become the bar for the outdoor community in New England and beyond.
Dude, want to do the Pemi Loop in a day?
Man, I'm like Kelsey stoked on that shit.

Keasey's Law 

The hypothesis that the size of a male's penis is inversely proportional to how much of an asshole they are.
Person A: That guy is such a dick.
Person B: Ironically, according to Keasey's Law, he has a small dick too.

kelsey sue 

a fat hoe who steals boyfriends and is an exact replica of URSULA from the little mermaid.
"Hey baby lets have sex"

"Okay baby put it in!"

" Um kelsey sue... i can't find yo pussy. you have more rolls than the pillsberry dough boy."

kelsey sue by jgskjg October 18, 2008

kelsey swanger 

an incredible brilliant young girl. she may seem crazy and silly on the outside, but deep down she is a sensative emotional girl. she tries to hide her emotions, and only her real friends can see when she's down. anybody would be extremly lucky to be friends with a kelsey swanger. Having a kelsey swanger is like having a shoulder to cry on whenever you need it. she is always there for everyone and is super nice. when you need advice she'll talk, and sometimes won't stop...lol. when you need to talk about your problems, she will just sit and listen. i'm so grateful for having a kelsey swanger. i just don't know what i would do without her.

A kelsey swanger is sporty, funny, and can make anyone smile. Whenver you're around her you feel this energetic vibe that makes you feel great.

A kelsey swanger makes guys go crazy with her amazing personality and beauty inside and out. If someone hurts a kelsey swanger they will regret it. She trusts a lot of people and it's dangerous sometimes. When a kelsey swanger falls in love; it will take something very powerful to take her out of it. Never hurt a kelsey swanger, because that would be the worst mistake of your life.
person 1: do you know a kelsey swanger?

person 2: yeah, i can trust her with all of my secrets and she gives the best advice

person 1: really? i need to get myself a kelsey swanger

person 2: im sure you could easily get one, she's the nicest gal around town. she loves everyone and is never mean!
kelsey swanger by loverbird456 June 29, 2011