Top Definition
a word I once heard a german porn star call his lover.
"Yam suck on meine scheisse you fucking dirty kelpsy!"
by Lee September 18, 2002
Something that is more worthless than shit but is fun to fuck.
The vegetables in the coma ward are all my private kelpsies.
by Medic October 12, 2002

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