The act of taking a pee on someone.
look guys, I just took a Kells on that 8 year old. Quick, someone grab their camera phone.
by N8twon Da Cheph February 15, 2007
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woman mastermind with the power to "woo" any woman to with his chessey chat up lines and "peter andre" esc moves....
Kells :your eyes are more beautiful than heaven itself.

Girl :oh, take me kells, TAKE ME!
by The Master September 22, 2003
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Just an ordinary girl who enjoys music and life. She's just a girl who wants to have a good time and party with friends. She's also known to talk in a ghetto accent. Yes, that's the one right thurr. She believe's she's destined to marry either Billy Martin or Frank Iero.
Kells was dancing around her room to Good Charlotte and My Chemical Romance. "Yeah Ma. I'll be right thurr."
by Kells February 11, 2005
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was once nice now he be called sandy apparently, he cant hold a conversation for his life caus he is to damn ssssssssstttttttttoooooooopppiiiiiiidddd ha ha fleeced so there
by la la November 17, 2003
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a rare gay smelling uncommom cheese found in the depts of santry.tinks he owns every girl in the world but hes secretly gay,dats rite i no gary.
can i have roll wit ham,kells & a bit of mayo. i love my hair.
by dutch gold man October 14, 2003
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A Special Unit in C&C Generals who snipes other units and even snipes the drivers of different land transportation devices.
"AHH ur Jarmen Kell just sniped all my infantry! *sob*"
by Thedarkyoshi August 28, 2007
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