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i'd be keen 

"Hey Toddy wanna go to revolver and have a couple of pallets? I'd be keen, I'm not doing anything"
i'd be keen by Toddy keen September 12, 2015

peachy keen dream 

Having everything work out perfectly and in harmony with your entire existence...then waking up.
Oh, man. Last night I had a real peachy keen dream.

Keen Duel 

where you use your feet to compete with the competetor of however many players want to join the duel. NEVER SAY "LETS PLAY' ALWAYS SAY "LETS DUEL". you move your feet HEEL TO TOE and cannot push the other player. try to tangle them so they fall!
where two competetors duel like me and cory,,, we keen duel all the time
Keen Duel by Ramzer December 11, 2007

keen as doom 

supremely incredible; the greatest thing of which one can possibly conceive. opposite of jank. emphasis should be placed on "doom," as in "___ is keen as DOOM."
Tom: Your car is jank.
Bob: MY CAR IS KEEN AS DOOM.
keen as doom by Sunroom October 31, 2007

neuken in de keuken

literally means "to have sex in the kitchen" in dutch. But Dutch people always tell tourists that it means "hello" in dutch. It is a very commonly used expression, Dutch people being great fans of kitchen sex. Probably the second national sport after cycling.
Tourist entering a restaurant in the Netherlands:
"neuken in de keuken, could we have a table for two please"

keke, do you love me? 

An annoying ass song written and produced by OWO himself, Drake.
-Keke, do you love me?

-Shut the fuck up Paul.