Keiser

a keiser is someone who is a massiv Bøv and a biggit. He often says dumb thing like "what up guys are we going to the pub today" and make dumb jokes nobody laughs at.

We should leave Keiser after we have seen football

Keiser by 30InchesSoft November 2, 2023

keiser

-noun
1. something having a large head in comparison to its body

-verb
2. to propel oneself using gravitational pull and momentum caused by tilting one's head in certain direction

3. related word: keiserism - noun- a trite phrase expressed in a nasally manner with much undeserved enthusiam

1. After his accident involving large-scale machinery, the construction worker's head swelled to the size of a keiser

2. That small child with an elephant-sized head is keisering in order to win the race.

3. Examples of keiserisms: "HOLY SMOKES!" "STOP IT OFF!" "JUST KIDDING...BUT SERIOUSLY!" "AAANGH!"

keiser by PustulePaul January 23, 2009

Keiser

When playing any Call of Duty game you throw a grenade randomly and kill someone.

Yo man, i just keiserd that guy playin COD 6!

Keiser by Qaurter licker March 14, 2010

Keiser

to spear someone through the head with a very blunt object.

"How did the victim die?"
"well, he seemed to have been keisered with a broom"

Keiser by Zyte January 15, 2009

keiser

An elder's word for a vagina

My grandma told me to find a skirt that covered my keiser.

keiser by garin7878778 January 15, 2011

Keiser

Adj. or verb. can mean anything sexual or illegal that you do or do to someone else.

"Dude I totally Keisered that chick last night and gave her the Kyle driver."
"Awesome."

Keiser by Wasteurshot January 15, 2009

keiser

a person of Malaysian decent and a casual gym-goer, he is generally an incredible chad and is labelled "Mr, steal yo girl", be careful if you find one of these in the wild, but always confront with kindness.

Hey guys, look! A Keiser appeared from the bushes.

keiser by Fogen21 February 11, 2021