kegnant

When a girl looks like she's pregnant but it's really just a beer gut.

"Man, I just noticed that Shannon has filled out quite a bit this year, I bet she got knocked up."

"Nah dude, she drinks quite a bit, she's probably just kegnant."

by St. Joe's 204 February 09, 2008

Kegnant

When your beeriod is late, your said to be kegnant

Guy 1: Man, I've missed my beeriod
Guy 2: Shit man, your kegnant

by firefox306 May 15, 2011