kegloo 

A combination of the two words keg and igloo. It is a snowbank or large pile of snow that is hollowed out inside to fit a keg of beer. Usually used by rednecks from the northern states and often decorated with a spray on mixture of food coloring and water.

If you want the coldest beer on tap you better build a kegloo.

kegloo by Tracy Lou March 28, 2005

kegloo 

An idea that makes no sense as kegs would be cooler if left exposed to the wind. By surrounding them with snow, trapped air acts as an insulator thus limit the amount of heat lost from a keg. Whilst there will be some cooling of the liquid (beer) inside, you could have considerably cooler beer by not insulating it with snow.

Then again you cant blame em...rednecks are the sharpest crayons in the box

Q. Why do Eskimos live in snow igloos?..
A. They are called inuit...It traps air acting as a insulator thus keeping them warmer

Kegloo a rednecks brainchild; "Hey ma get on the dang roof top"

kegloo by Manuel Noriega June 30, 2006

kegloo 

an igloo made of kegs, usually constructed around a new whiny general manager's car at a restaurant with many beers on tap

"Last night we built made a kegloo that blocked the new guy's car... what a tool"

kegloo by Rufus Caliente January 11, 2008

Keglob 

A great personlikes to give hugs and is overly tired will always get bored and is kinda mean sometimes

This guy is such a keglob

Keglob by 1M 4LRE4DY Tracer May 2, 2019

Keglometre 

The amount of alcohol consumed over a 1000 metre distance.
(Also: Keglometer)

"How much booze are you bring for the marathon?"
"42 Keglometres"

Keglometre by Bloydd August 15, 2019