the act of wasting a third party's time by interacting with a member of the opposite sex in a more than friendly manner. Keeving (though generally considered a negative activity) must happen on occasion for the universe to remain in balance

3rd Party 1-"Where is Adam? He disappeared and his car is blocking me in."
3rd Party 2-"I don't know. I think he is with that ugly girl from last night."
3rd Party 1-"Damn, that fool is always Keeving."
3rd Party 2-"Its true. He has always been one to keeve."

keeve by genius102 February 20, 2011

keeve

a person that makes a party fun.they are sweet kind and once they trust you will fight for you no matter what

girl 1 where is justine
girl 2 she is with keeve
girl 1 she is really lucky

keeve by The known number 6 January 5, 2018

Keeve it up

To really fuck something up. To absolutely screw up an assigned task so badly that it cannot be repaired.

I asked Jim to fix my computer, but he completely keeved it up. I have never seen anyone keeve it up so badly, it won't even turn on anymore.

Keeve it up by Cheek April 4, 2008

Keeted

Keeted means when somebody mad you mad.

she just keeted my whole shit.

Keeted by MaliaDaDon December 6, 2021

keeper

someone who you keeping for life and forever, a one in a milllion.

she my one in a million she a keeper

keeper by faaizahx1 May 1, 2020

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026