keeve

To simultaneously sneeze and poop

If i sneeze right now, I feel like I might keeve

by Courtney R. December 9, 2008

keeve

the act of wasting a third party's time by interacting with a member of the opposite sex in a more than friendly manner. Keeving (though generally considered a negative activity) must happen on occasion for the universe to remain in balance

3rd Party 1-"Where is Adam? He disappeared and his car is blocking me in."
3rd Party 2-"I don't know. I think he is with that ugly girl from last night."
3rd Party 1-"Damn, that fool is always Keeving."
3rd Party 2-"Its true. He has always been one to keeve."

by genius102 February 20, 2011

keeve

a person that makes a party fun.they are sweet kind and once they trust you will fight for you no matter what

girl 1 where is justine
girl 2 she is with keeve
girl 1 she is really lucky

by The known number 6 January 5, 2018

Keeve

A mood

“I’m in a very laughable keeve right now”
“That’s a keeve”

by Sarah1847383 November 12, 2019

Keev

The most perfect person in the world with no flaws what so ever.

"Have you prayed to Keev today?"-Pope of the Word of Keev
"Oh my god no! I will be back in a couple hours."-Insolent prayer to Keev

by Scribe of Keev January 20, 2010

Keeved

to get mad wet in your panties.

Jackson: Dude i was with ashley in the car and she totally keeved.

Bruce: haha dude that is funny :)

by iwannabeinsocal September 25, 2011

Keeves's Back

An individual who 'can't be arsed', who will take any opportunity to get out of 'a hard days work'. The phrase can be be interchanged with Slacker.

He didn't want to work in August so he developed a 'Keeves's Back'.

by UK Tonto December 5, 2020