Top Definition
To simultaneously sneeze and poop
If i sneeze right now, I feel like I might keeve
by Courtney R. March 03, 2008
the act of wasting a third party's time by interacting with a member of the opposite sex in a more than friendly manner. Keeving (though generally considered a negative activity) must happen on occasion for the universe to remain in balance
3rd Party 1-"Where is Adam? He disappeared and his car is blocking me in."
3rd Party 2-"I don't know. I think he is with that ugly girl from last night."
3rd Party 1-"Damn, that fool is always Keeving."
3rd Party 2-"Its true. He has always been one to keeve."
by genius102 January 31, 2011
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