BOTH drunk and stoned.
"Man, we were drunk last night, but you were totally stoned too." "Yeah, dude. I was pretty keetered."
by SwingBatter October 12, 2009
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Buzzkill, something that annoys you
"Wow that guy is such a keeter"
"This party is a keeter"
by 3mPATHy April 21, 2009
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to fall or collapse following a period of teetering
"For a moment it looked like my Jenga stack was going to survive that last piece I pulled, but then it keetered over with a hugh crash."
by Philosopher Eight December 20, 2008
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a woman with usually large breasts that has extremely wide nipples about the size of a rather large pepperoni most commonly found on black or italian women
I got his sisterd bra off last night and she had some of the biggest and nicest keeters I've ever seen I proceeded to cum all over them
by thtshitscrazy March 24, 2009
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something or someone that ruined your vibe
nah son, this treesh really a vibe keeter
by bigbeonz August 2, 2021
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