keermo 

keermo- secret freaky lover, no one else knows you two are doin the nasty

keer is pronounced like deer. and mo like no

randy is my keermo

keermo by Ragaby March 29, 2008

kermodian 

Like or pertaining to the film reviewer Mark Kermode who sports a quiff and enjoys rants which use obscure words and references, mainly to films of the horror genre. Impressions are common.

Possible uses:
"Mark Lamarr sports a Kermodian quiff"
"His performance on Newsnight Review was positively Kermodian"
"It was a rant of Kermodian proportions"
"His obscurantism was positively Kermodian" etc.... etc....
Do your bit: slip it into everyday conversation and give it the official recognition it deserves.

kermodian by Ella Rose May 9, 2008

Yann Kermorgant 

Stupid French Idiot who chipped a penalty that made leicester lose to cardiff in the play off semi final.

The keeper had time to even dive, get back on his knees and save it.

Why did you chip that penalty man?

I'm Yann Kermorgant

Yann Kermorgant by I AM JAFONJU September 8, 2010

Kermold 

Someone who enjoys watching another person fuck their Wife , while wearing a kermit costume.

Sheila, can you help me find my Kermit costume? Im going to need it if im going to be the best Kermold i can be.

Everyone wanted me to be a doctor , lawyer , or even an engineer; But i followed my heart and became a kermold.

I spent my life savings on lube, a frozen turd inside of a condom, and a Kermit costume, because if the markets rise or crash i will always be a kermold.

Kermold by throbbing bob bobbing June 11, 2018

Keemo Self-Succ

The act of curling up and sucking your own dick.
Inspired by the great keemo breslin

Hey man, you should really try out the Keemo Self-Succ!

Keemo Self-Succ by Aswin_bong69 October 15, 2017

keerock

Publicly disagreeing with 'experts' as to the expected poor performance of someone/something. This public declaration is believed to positively effect the performance of said person/thing.

Melvin keerocked Santana Moss by proclaiming his disagreement with the pundits who thought he would have a bad game against the Eagles. Moss subsequently scored 3 TDs.

keerock by David Dodds October 17, 2006

kermo 

I’mma steal ur mum

Kermo stole ur mum

kermo by fr fr tho September 3, 2018