Skip to main content

keystoned 

the act of bringing cheap beer to a party and then drinking somebody elses beer and leaving yours for the host to drink later.
Clara: Hey George grab me a beer.
George: We're out of beer, all we have left is Darby's keystones.
George: looks like he keystoned us again.
keystoned by freak90 December 18, 2008
Related Words

Keystoned 

To be high on Marijuana and drunk on Keystone Ice at the same time.
He was so keystoned he couldnt even walk.

After two bowls and 8 keystones, he was keystoned out of his mind.
Keystoned by Drobnizzle February 21, 2008

keystoned 

When you're broke asf and get cross faded drinking keystone.
Brad: "Dude...I got fucked last night off some keystone, it was full send especially with the kush we had. I was KEYSTONED."

JH, DG
keystoned by DGJH420 August 10, 2018

keystoned cops

keystoned cops is comedian cops that are gettin high while doin there job
you know what i got pulled over last night by some keystoned cops and all they did was stand there tellin some wack jokes while gettin high

Keystoned 

A band from Philadelphia, PA.
2008 - present
Influences: Rock, Blues, Jazz, Prog, Singer Songwriter, etc.
myspace.com/keystonedmusic for more information
Keystoned is a great band.

I got keystoned last night at the show!
Keystoned by Watts2k May 2, 2010
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026