an Ian Keaggy is a really all around amazing person.
They are sensitive, sweet, hella attractive, talented, etc.
an Ian Keaggy is a total babe at the bass and is a beast at photography.
"Omg! this photo is SHAMAZING" "Yeah That's probably because Ian Keaggy took it"
"who is that bass player? he's HOT." "Ian Keaggy."
Scientific: this is displacement measured by the length of time light photons take to pass round yo mama's fat forehead.
Regular: that type of shit that make the girls dick drunk and lockjaw. It is commonly seen playing baseball with the moon but it can sometimes be seen in the constellations, a "heavenly body" of sorts.
Yolanda: OMG!!! LAST NIGHT'S PARTY WAS LIT! CAN YOU BELIEVE I GOT SOME OF DAT KEAGAN DICK
Rashanda: YOU TALKING ABOUT KEAGANS DICK?
Yolanda: HELLS YA SISTA!!
*proceeds to high five *
An amazing person inside and out. He is one of the best people anyone could ever imagine to be friends with. He will always make your day 1000x better. He is usually extremely attractive and has blonde hair. He is Perfection.
Girl 1: Hey, who's that blonde guy? He's cute.
Girl 2: Oh, that's Keagan, he's not justcute he's perfect.