Top Definition
male platypus, likes cake, usually lives in caves, hunts in packs, eats grapes, cannot swim, has long tail, and only attacks stupid males. If seen and you are a male you should run. If you get to a hill, you can stop running because it is not very fast. But you should remember it hunts in packs. Also it has fur.
by kasfoozle October 24, 2011

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