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kasfoozles 

male platypus, likes cake, usually lives in caves, hunts in packs, eats grapes, cannot swim, has long tail, and only attacks stupid males. If seen and you are a male you should run. If you get to a hill, you can stop running because it is not very fast. But you should remember it hunts in packs. Also it has fur.
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kasfoozles by kasfoozle October 24, 2011
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Kazoozles 

Generally shitty/low quality marijuana. Usually comes in the form of a smuggled brick from Mexico.
I'm turnt off them kazoozles!
Kazoozles by shanethatlilshit February 27, 2015
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Kasnoozle 

To sleep, pronounced cer-snooz-all ( I think) sometimes mis-pronounced cer-snozz-all which I'm sure you will agree with me sounds silly. It has been known for kasnoozle to be delayed by pesky dads planting plastic insects in your bed to scare you. This is best countered by shaking your fist at them and growling "Oh Yeah!"

Kasnoozle is best enjoyed while wearing jim jams apparently , this claim is yet to be proven, I believe it is highly doubtful.

First entered into mainstream usage on the 11th of December 2006
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Also a pungent smell.
Some cool person - "better go kasnoozle"

Slightly less cool person - "are you just making this up?"

Some cool person - "yeh i made that one up"

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Fred - "Crikey, that pandas feet are giving off a right Kasnoozle!"
Kasnoozle by Vanessa W December 13, 2006

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026