Horizontal Kartwheel 

When you are going down on someone and aren't getting shit back so you force them into the 69 position by quickly and sneakishly swinging your legs around so you can plant your genitals right on their face--keeping your mouth in tact at all times. Practice makes perfect.
"The other night she was hosting a clam bake so I decided to horizontal kartwheel and plant my shit right in her face"

"The other night she was hosting a clam bake so I decided to horizontal kartwheel and plant my shit right in her face"

Horizontal Kartwheel by ticky ticky KiMSHaDY June 11, 2008

Horizontal Kartwheel 

When you are going down on someone and aren't getting shit back so you force them into the 69 position by quickly and sneakishly swinging your legs around so you can plant your genitals right on their face--keeping your mouth in tact at all times. Practice makes perfect.

"The other night she was hosting a clam bake so I decided to horizontal kartwheel and plant my shit right in her face"

Horizontal Kartwheel by ticky ticky KiMSHaDY June 10, 2008

Vagina cartwheels 

An elaborate sexual maneuver involving weeks of preparation and a large initial cost investment (should be avoided by all but the most committed and enthusiastic individuals). Supplies needed: octopus, gym membership, a fun-loving and adventure-seeking spirit, more lube than you've ever used in your life, an on-site surgeon (in case of disaster) and Grimm's Book of Fairy Tales.

Instructions:
1) become extremely fit as a member of your local gym or community center.
2) purchase a salt water tank and octopus-- preferably a Caribbean reef octopus for its lovely indigo hue, but the common Octopus vulgaris will do.
3) *ANIMAL CRUELTY INVOLVED IN THE FOLLOWING STEP* De-tentacle the octopus, and desert the body in the appropriate biohazard container of your choice. Preserve the tentacles in your salt water tank.
4) Read your partner, in the accent of your choice, the most fucked-up of Grimm's Fairy Tales. Excellent choices include Little Red Riding Hood and Hansel & Gretel.
4) For every murmur of horror they admit, slap your partner's genitalia with the tentacles.
5) Repeat until the fairy tales are complete or the tentacles no longer have any live neurons and cannot move on their own.
6) Afterwards, do cartwheels to air out one's vagina! THE VAGINA CARTWHEEL IS NOT COMPLETE WITHOUT THIS PROCESS.

THIS SEXUAL MANEUVER IS ILLEGAL IN THE CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES AND PUERTO RICO.

SATISFACTION GUARANTEED*

(post-traumatic stress disorder a distinct possibility)

"My, what large teeth you have!" *gasp of horror* *slapping noise*

"Hey, I hear Henry F. is super-into Vagina Cartwheels!"

Vagina cartwheels by the love pad November 12, 2012

Fartwheel 

To fart whilst performing a cartwheel. Hilarity ensues.

Robert: Oh man! You should've seen it, Tricia hyped up this trick then ended up doing a fartwheel!

Matt: Lulz.

Fartwheel by Baron von Evil June 10, 2008

buckingham cartwheel

When you cartwheel past the entire Queen's Guard and then roll through the corridors of Buckingham Palace looking for the queen.

-A man got arrested outside of Buckingham Palace today.
-Really, how?
-He attempted the buckingham cartwheel.

buckingham cartwheel by Uncle Naughty November 14, 2017

Egyptian Cartwheel 

A difficult high risk, well scoring sex move to really show a special lady you fuck well. Best performed on a couch in which the female is squashed in the corner inverted and the male performs dabbing motions straight down with her legs front and back to form an Egyptian boat.

Mate: " How was your night out with Dorothy lastnight"
Mate 2" Awesome, I fucked her all across the house and finished with an Egyptian cartwheel, she loved it"

Egyptian Cartwheel by Ceeee February 23, 2015

Cartwheel Queef 

The act of the vagina inhaling air upon the initiation of a cartwheel and releasing it in the form of a queef upon completion. Such phenomenon is directly related to and a result of pelvic floor muscle palsy.

When Ruth does cartwheels, everyone thinks she’s farting when in fact she’s only cartwheel queefing.

Cartwheel Queef by Kelly the Queef Chief April 4, 2019