used in a threatening context, to warn a person who is being increasingly annoying that they are about to get smacked/punched/kicked in the face/stomach/groin unless they refrain from annoying you further
if you do not stop pissing me off i am going to karp you with a rusty spatula.
by meeza99 July 12, 2006
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To pull a "karp," is to do something completely unexpected and lucky in order to gain an advantage during an athletic event.

also referred to as "pulling something out of your ass."

The term was named after a Los Angeles wrestler, Karp, who would always win his matches through half-assed made-up moves at the last second. The term was subsequently spread by his team.
"yea, he's losing now. But just wait, he's gonna karp that fool.
by Phantom_Pain September 9, 2008
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Raping a Pokemon Gym Leader and leaving a low level Magikarp to defend said Gym. Which in turn causes those level 38 douche bags with maxed CP Dragonites to wonder what the fuck is going on and how the fuck they lost their Gym Leader status.
I'm Karping those no life level 40 douche bags. Haha
by Gaskins July 24, 2016
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The state of being a worthless piece of crap. Consuming much and producing very little, aside from the usual carbon dioxide and bodily waste. A strain on society.
I was karped all night after taking that oxy.
by marrsooll March 9, 2013
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Karping is the act of putting a Magikarp in charge of a gym in pokémon go after defeating the gym. Karping is commonly used as a troll to the team that was defeated.
Team Instinct has done some karping on that gym again.
by jAyKEb_jAyKEb July 24, 2016
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hipster CEO of tumblr who lives with his 16 cats in new york and makes blogging difficult just because.
he has serial killer eyes
Sarah: Why do we need to remove big text?
David Karp:WHY?

BECAUSE FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY.
by isaidso11 August 18, 2011
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Finding yourself rejected by any woman, or man possible.
"Damn man i feel bad for mike, the poor guy keeps pulling a karp"
by bobby D' October 10, 2011
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