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kermuffins 

n. (ker-MUFF-ins)

An uncommon mispronunciation of the word "COMEUPPANCE"

Typically used by those who have gone through their entire life not once ever seeing it spelled in its entirety. Interpreted as a well-deserved rebuke or penalty, or KARMA.
JOE: "I just boinked your mom"
GREG: "Damn you. You'll get your kermuffins"

(awkward pause)

JOE: "Dude, did you just say 'KER-muffins'? laughter, it's 'COMEUPPANCE'!" (laughter continues)
(JUST THEN a Velociraptor devours Joe)
GREG: "See. I told you..." (pretends to be a tree)
kermuffins by notpmoc November 9, 2010
Related Words

kamuffin 

A punishment or retribution that one deserves or one's just deserts. Oraginally comeuppance.
Homer simpson: You can't talk to me that way. i am springfield's most powerful critic who will never get his kamuffins! NO KAMUFFINS!!!
kamuffin by Anis Russell February 9, 2005

kermuffin 

A girlfriend who plays videogames AND cooks you dinner.

Hang on to her. She's a real kermuffin.
kermuffin by Networker June 26, 2006
A person charictarised by their inflated cheeks that match his/ her bum. These people may often have combed eyebrows that do match their hair (hence, the muffin is not matching its wrapping). People like this often suffer from papercuts due to others around them that are generally known as "twigs."
Marissa: Dude, i could use a bath, oh no! A twigger is here!
Twig:*Cuts*
Marissa/ marMUFFIN: OW. Fucking Twig.
marMUFFIN by Foigus January 5, 2009

kanuffin 

Is a term when you are rubbing your security blanket or breaking down feathers in a feather pillow
"oh oh wheres Dad? he is the pillow isle "kanuffin"
kanuffin by shutzy September 20, 2009

kermuffin 

getting oneself into a fix
He really got himself into a kermuffin
kermuffin by anonymous February 19, 2022