Karate Raccoon 

That one raccoon that lives in your yard that you can't get rid of because it knows karate. The only way to defeat it is by hiring Jack-Jack from The Incredibles or Kung fu panda to fight it.

I don't go into my yard anymore because a karate raccoon lives there.

Karate Raccoon by Tater_Taco July 13, 2020

Karate Mom 

A karate mom is kind of like a soccer mom, only with a higher IQ and well disciplined children. While her kids COULD kick soccer mom's kids' butts, they choose not to.

Hey - your friend is such a great mom, she's so smart and her kids are so well behaved!

Yeah, she's a karate mom!

Karate Mom by TwinsHappenTwice May 3, 2011

Karantine 

When you quarantine yourself at Kara's beach condo, stocked with plenty of grub, toilet paper, sanitizer, couch time, Netflix and your awesome Boston Terrier.

Man, I've been in Karantine due to COVID-19 since the Governor of Cali put us on a "stay at home" order. Our beaches and boardwalks are closed, thank goodness cannabis is legal!

Karantine by GlazeHer March 26, 2020

Mexican Ground Karate

A martial arts style developed by famous Only Fans model Craig Crelinsten. MGK is mainly known for its contribution to creating the renowned "oil check" technique.

Virgin 1: "I keep getting oil checked by those Mexican Ground Karate guys at the open mat"
Virgin 2: "Yeah me too. We should really check out "B-Team Jiu Jitsu" in Austin. Maybe that way we'll stop being such soyboys"

Mexican Ground Karate by Craig Jones' sweaty jockstrap October 21, 2021

Katastro

a kick ass hip-hop/reggae band.

DUDE! Katastro like totes kicks ass!!

Katastro by pbguyinbutt January 26, 2011

No Karate In The Pit 

When some random person who has clearly never been in a mosh pit decides to start flailing his arms around like a retard and smacks people in the face

everyone else: (pushes each other aggressively and yelling)

Annoying Karate Kid: (Screams REEEEEE!! While flailing his arms)

Singer:(Stops concert) "Hey!, Theres no Karate In The Pit

No Karate In The Pit by No-Karate-In-The-Pit October 15, 2018

Kakastein

1 When you take everything too literal that you miss the point
2 you don't understand sarcasm

Idiot: you need help getting your car out the ditch?
You: No I like being stuck
Idiot: oh ok
You: you're a real kakastein

Kakastein by zonzey May 19, 2019