kaputz Share definition Flag 1) irreparably messed up, broken, unresolvable, fucked. see: kaput I didn't wear a condom when I fucked sally, she had a baby and my whole life went KAPUTZ! kaputz by whowhatnow September 20, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the kaputz mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch