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Kapaun Mount Carmel 

Thought to be the best Private school in Wichita, It ,in fact, includes unqualified teachers, hypocritical administration, and ridiculous rules.
Mr. Carlson thought he was a badass because he had the power to make kids cut their hair. Unfortunately for him, he resembles a teletubby.
I wasted thousands of dollars by having my kids attend Kapaun Mount Carmel when they could have gotten a better education at mall school.
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Kapaun Mt Carmel 

A Catholic School in Wichita Kansas, known for it's high learning standards, Kapaun has gained reputation for being a school where student doing drugs on school grounds namely cocaine,is common, dirty, dirty prostitutes, rainbow parties, herpies amoung the current junior class, and dirtier than dirt freshman girls.
Little boy: Mommy Mommy! That girl has herpies around her mouth!
Mom: Oh she probley goes to Kapaun Mt Carmel.

What color are you gonna be for the rainbow party tonight? i'm gonna be electric blue.

Kapaun Girl 1: Do I have to be teal color lipstick?
Kapaun Girl 2: Don't worry, it'll rub off.

(During third Planet job interview):
Worker:um...okay, what school did you attend or are currently attending?
KMCgirl: I attend Kapaun Mt Carmel
Worker:OKAY! you get the job.
Kapaun Mt Carmel by Cinimod N March 31, 2007

Kapaun Mt Carmel 

A Catholic School in Wichita Kansas, known for it's high learning standards, Kapaun has gained reputation for being a school where student doing drugs on school grounds namely cocaine,is common, dirty, dirty prostitutes, rainbow parties, herpies amoung the current junior class, and dirtier than dirt freshman girls.
Little boy: Mommy Mommy! That girl has herpies around her mouth!
Mom: Oh she probley goes to Kapaun Mt Carmel.

What color are you gonna be for the rainbow party tonight? i'm gonna be electric blue.

Kapaun Girl 1: Do I have to be teal color lipstick?
Kapaun Girl 2: Don't worry, it'll rub off.

(During third Planet job interview):
Worker:um...okay, what school did you attend or are currently attending?
KMCgirl: I attend Kapaun Mt Carmel
Worker:OKAY! you get the job.
Kapaun Mt Carmel by Dizzle6969 December 14, 2008

Matt Kapaun 

Matt Kapaun
Matt Kapaun by CaptainSwag March 25, 2013

icky-icky-icky-icky-kapang-zoop-boing 

Word adopted by the Knights Whom Until Recently Said Ni after a certain quest was completed by King Arthur's knights.
We are no longer the Knights Who Say "Ni!" We are now the Knights Who Say...Icky-Icky-Icky-Icky-Kapang-Zoop-Boing!

Kasaundra 

At first Kasaundra's just the short blonde girl you meet in college who everybody thinks is hot. She's quiet at first, but once you open her up you realize that she's pretty crazy and incredibly fun. She's a genius who'll most likely be famous in the future. She's one of those rare people you'll probably never meet again. When you see her smile you realize that what ever you're going through, life isn't all that bad. She's an amazing person that you will quickly become best friends with. The memories you'll share will last forever. Kasaundra is the goat.
Never let go of a Kasaundra, because she's one in a million.
Kasaundra by LegacyRen September 21, 2016
Kayauna is a girl who is crazy, fun to be around, and always makes people laugh.
Qualities about kayaunas are they are honest even if it hurts and not afraid to share how they feel. They can be very stubborn also and will continue to fight until they get their way. Very tough personalities.
Best features: Smile, butt, and boobs.
Kayauna is a very good friend.