Karooned 

Karooned is the next stage of drunk after Hooned and Para.

To qualify, the person must:

1. Be unable to find their house / room / accommodation
2. Vomit at least 3 times in 3 separate locations

The term can be used interchangeably with other phrases for 'extremely drunk', or for an intention to get to this state.

I'm getting Karooned tonight. He was totally Karooned.

Karooned by King JE December 9, 2010

Kanoofus 

The chief of the gooftroop, can't get right. Epitome of a goofy, has no knowledge of general rules of conduct.

We had to 86 that kanoofus off the block.

Kanoofus by Ghettolot August 28, 2018

kangroo 

When you get so damn bored you intentionally misspell "kangaroo" and look for a definition and you find this one made by someone exactly like you, bored in class searching on urban dictionary.

Ooh i'm gonna type "kangroo" just to see what pops up in urban dictionary!

kangroo by Bored10yearolld January 11, 2021

Kanoodlebird 

People engaging in excessive cuddling the public simply does not need to see. Like birds in mating season.

All right you kanoodlebirds get off of each other right now or you’ll both have detention.

Kanoodlebird by Misterlady March 23, 2019

karooskurk 

Afrikaans word : A person that rapes a blind and mute person, and breaks their fingers afterwards so that the blind / mute person cannot testify in court using sign language.

That karooskurk deserves the death penalty.

karooskurk by Mojay187 October 14, 2016

kanooder valve 

Fictional part of an engine, used when the cause of a problem is unknown.

My FIAT has been running horrible lately, must be that damn kanooder valve.

kanooder valve by ed$$ December 11, 2004

kanoofus 

Like the chief of the gooftroop, the epitome of goofy, can't act right, don't have no knowledge of general rules if conduct.

We gotta 86 this kid off the block, he a straight kanoofus.

kanoofus by Ghettolot August 28, 2018