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douche kanoosh 

n: a person with douchey quailties and calling them a douche just doesnt sum it up. also could be a person of jewish religion.
Man you are such a douche kanoosh
Something Jack Black would say to needlessly add weight and depth to an action. May be coupled with 'spiloosh'.
*slaps KGs hand*

JB: Kanoosh.

Kanoobie 

Rene you're such a kanoobie
Kanoobie by LupeMf June 12, 2017
A reference to a butt, backside, or ass, more specifically female posterior.
A Denver man once said, "I have been from LA to New York and that is the smallest Kanoosh I have ever seen.

"Her face got straight pissed off when he said she had a small Kanoosh"

Kanoopsies

Orgasmic pleasure between a mother and one of it's adult offspring, where the former sucks the breast while the mother strokes the shaft of the penis.
"Mommy stroked my stomach finger until the white stuff came out, then she yelled kanoopsies!
Kanoopsies by capt76 December 17, 2016
Another word for noob but more subtle and friendly, but can can be used to call someone very dumb.
KaNoob by KaNoob King March 12, 2019