Something to call a girl that is super annoying and just obnoxious. This mainly be used against horse girls or emos.
That girl just lectured me for an hour about how cute her horse is... she is such a kankle, I can't wait to never see her again.
by kikiandyolanda August 18, 2019
by D Baron May 23, 2007
where the calf fat ends and the ankle fat starts. It's like two seperate countries forming to make one huge giant nasty country.
damn dude look at that kankle!!
yeah thats fucking gross i cant tell where the calf fat ends and the ankle fat starts
yeah thats fucking gross i cant tell where the calf fat ends and the ankle fat starts
by kanklejudgefudge June 19, 2009
by Sarah Coolbeans December 19, 2009
gwenith paltrow in Shallow Hal
by Curt December 5, 2002
When your so fucken fat that you can't tell the difference between your calves and ankles because they're covered in so much lard.
by jim = chunky November 25, 2003
Kankles occur whenever a woman reaches that stage in her life when she can't be fucked to/can't physically move, thus creating mayhem. A kankle is when the calve and the ankle are mixed in a solid treetrunk-esque substance which appears to be pebble-dashed in extreme cases. A common attribute is that of them resembling a kebab roticiary, covered with red paint and pebble dashing. Kankles are normally accompanied by pumps and 'pump fat'. Can occur in men in extreme cases, but have not yet been documented.
'here darzo, check out the kankles on this wanker'
'brought to us in kankle vision'
'another kank in the bank'
'shit, darzo get the camera out, found some fresh kankles'
'granny kankles'
'brought to us in kankle vision'
'another kank in the bank'
'shit, darzo get the camera out, found some fresh kankles'
'granny kankles'
by emmett-belfastpunx June 16, 2008