The act of mesmerizing yourself with spinning (likely colorful) tops.
Person A: Have you seen my tops?
Person B: Just doing a spinning kaleidoscope.
by ChameleonDragon May 17, 2019
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Achieved when one cums barely across the retina of another, and the recipient looks directly into a source of light.
Man, I gave her such a great creamy kalediscope that her optometrist cancelled her laser eye surgery, and asked for my home number.

Aww shit, that's good looking out man.
by Prince November 30, 2004
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LS, also known as Acid, Squares, tabbies, cubes, sheets, papers, and blotter.
Man, i just found the girl with kaleidoscope eyes, she was awesome, although our date cost me __ (insert price here) dollars. I'll give you her number if youur interested
by Jet blak November 19, 2007
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These are names given to a special person. To someone who really deserves it. A kalcifer is kind, giving, caring and absolutely adorable. In fact, I'm in love with one and will marry one someday.

Kaleidoscope. You make me the happiest chiggen nugget I could ever EVER be. I can't believe that I may have never met you, it scares me to think in another universe you're not by my side. But you are in this one and I'll forever be grateful. Silly wh*re. Heh. As I've said you are my comfort person and I wouldn't have it any other way.

One day we'll go to Paris and have our honeymoon in Greece. But right now we'll indulge in the delicacies of our youth and have lots of fun!

Love Emo
Kalculator (Kaleidoscope, Kalcifer) being defined with dialogue:

Emo- Do you want to know how much I love Kalificent?

Person 2- How much?

Emo- I love her more than the simple words accredited in the dictionary. My love for them is not easily explained by essay writing and speeches that would run on for days, no. It is measured in the feeling, the emotions ze creates within me. That of which are nearly indescribable. It is not easily defined. They are raw, rich and flavourful feelings. Kalculator is so much more than a person. Because they just don't make people as perfect anymore- ever even. I love them. How much is almost impossible to speak. But trust that I feel it. Because I do.
by evalynn austin January 10, 2023
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A Guild on Gaiaonline where all the cool, smart, random kids are. Plus you know if you aren't exactly the most eleoquent person out there that the guild members STILL won't be mean to you.
Kid A: I am bored what should we do on this fine Friday night?

Kid B: Let's hop on Gaia and party down at the Kaleidoscopic Llama Society. Those guys know where it's at!

Kid A: Wow, we are really lame.

Kid B: Yeah I know. At least we know they won't make fun of us there.
by Verucca August 18, 2006
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The feeling of euphoria when opened to new possibilities.
In creative writing grammar rules are very loose guidelines you can play around with in all kinds of ways, leaving you feeling Kaleidoscoped.
by Jojo_Casual May 29, 2023
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A drug combo of Meth and Xanax
or Meth, Xanax, and LSD (level 2)

Any extra drugs will make it more intense, but it's the point of fuckedupness where no matter how far you try to open your eyes they roll on their own anyway and you can't control it until the drugs wear off.
I was kaleidoscoping so hard yesterday, saying I don't remember anything would be an understatement.
by iliketophilosoph January 7, 2016
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