A tank of a person, an exceptional drinker, driver, and glass-blower. Only a few are eligible for this honor.
Kalani mench, after being a total badass in Beer Pong, and having a SICK 4 runna, with SICK subs, has been anointed with the title of "legend." Kalani Legend is a idol for all.
by ILOVEKALANI September 18, 2009
by ya boizzzz September 18, 2019
by EdithPerez101 March 20, 2018
A dumbass piece of shit. Also a hardcore drift cosplayer. A Kalani will date his best friends girlfriend. Only uses Xbox one but sucks at fortnite. He’s a single mother who’s a male with no kids. He’s constantly on his period.
Suede: Do you wanna hang out?
Kalani: I’m on my period tho.
Suede:Wern’t you a week ago?
Kalani: *cries* Why are you such a dick!
Suede: Why are you such a Kalani King?!
Kalani: I’m on my period tho.
Suede:Wern’t you a week ago?
Kalani: *cries* Why are you such a dick!
Suede: Why are you such a Kalani King?!
by UmWhereAreYou November 22, 2019
it translates to heavanly shadow or shadow of heaven. Basically a man or phrase that is awesome and will rack your sox off any day
he is like a keaka 'o' kalani
by hawaiian manz March 3, 2009
Kalani is an actual flop. He talks absolute shit and thinks he’s the fucking man , he is also a desperate fuck and will any girl . Most kalanis have a problem were they can’t cum or make anyone else cum . Overall if u meet a kalani make sure to stay because most kalani are fuckwits, liars , annoying , thinks there too shit because they think that everyone is obsessed with and he is a back stabbing bitch
Oi do you know kalani te ohaere , well yeah don’t talk to him anyone because he is a cocky cunt that thinks he’s top fucking shit
by Urlocaltradie566 March 7, 2019
by Send Kah-Lahn-e after you February 20, 2017