A dumbass piece of shit. Also a hardcore drift cosplayer. A Kalani will date his best friends girlfriend. Only uses Xbox one but sucks at fortnite. He’s a single mother who’s a male with no kids. He’s constantly on his period.
Suede: Do you wanna hang out?
Kalani: I’m on my period tho.
Suede:Wern’t you a week ago?
Kalani: *cries* Why are you such a dick!
Suede: Why are you such a Kalani King?!
Kalani: I’m on my period tho.
Suede:Wern’t you a week ago?
Kalani: *cries* Why are you such a dick!
Suede: Why are you such a Kalani King?!
by UmWhereAreYou November 22, 2019