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Kamsterism 

The teaching of Kamsterism is that life is full of suffering caused by desire for the "Kam"; that suffering ceases when that gratification is obtained, and that enlightenment, wisdom, and personal satisfaction are also obtained.
Being a devout follower of Kamsterism has awakened me and helped me to progress along my path of enlightenment.
Kamsterism by KKWong April 19, 2008

Kaisermiser 

To wipe your balls on a roll and pretend to be very stingey with it. Once you have made someone want it you watch them eat it and proceed to tell them they have eaten your pubes.
I gave that dude a kaisermiser! He duffed me in the face.. But he still ate my pubes!
Kaisermiser by Ballssssss October 21, 2012

keyserism 

The fear of dying naked and your friends finding out that you have a small penis
As he sat on the toilet with his pants around his ankles, staring blankly at the cheap, old hot water system, keyserism played heavily on his mind.
keyserism by Absolute Classics February 5, 2017

kaiserin 

Kaiserin is the smartest & coolest human ever! She makes everyone happy and everyone loves her. Kaiserin is so sweet and silly. She is real at all times and if u hair is nappy she will tell u to brush it. If u need her to throw hands she may be apprehensive at first because she is a lover not a fighter but she will rock ur a$$. She is a real baller get money maker, I want to be like Kaiserin when I grow up: SHE IS THE BEST SISSY IN THE WORLD <3 !
Someone: Wow who’s that?
Me: That’s Kaiserin, She’s my hero!
kaiserin by kaleidescopeky June 18, 2021

Abdullah Kaderism 

The absolutely true version of christians are in fact a beliver in what is kalled Abdullah Kaderism were everyone must worship his majesty. If, however, Abdullah Kaderism is denied you will be hit your give with a monkey!
A man of Abdullah Kader.
The best religion is Abdullah Kaderism.
That black man is so Abdullah Kader.
Abdullah Kaderism by Abdullah Kader December 7, 2020

Kanterism 

Any phrase beginning with "I don't understand why..." or "I just don't get it when/how..."
"I just don't understand why girls take pictures of their feet."

"You just said a Kanterism!"
Kanterism by RickJames0909 February 25, 2008