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A big fat cactus with a cat face. Kahktooses started to originate in Ancient Egypt when a cat peed on a cactus and gave it a cat face, creating a kahktoose. Kahktooses are now everywhere and watching you in your sleep.
That Kahktoose is fat and green and whats with the face?
by URAQT March 03, 2011