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Franz Kafka 

Kryštof : Franz Kafka is literally me
Adam : Have you heard about the Franz Kafka paradox?
Franz Kafka by baller42652+02 June 12, 2023

Cyber Kafka 

defines situations which you feel trapped in the internet bureaucracy.
i was trying to contact a website by emailing them and got this cyber kafka reply.
Cyber Kafka by Trutl July 5, 2014

Franz Kafka 

I'm just a lonely german,
A lonely german from Prague,
HE IS FRANZ KAFKA! FRANZ KAFKA!
Oh. a rock opera based of Franz Kafka's Metamorphosis..

Kafkaesque 

Comes from the author Franz Kafka, and refers to the style with which he wrote his books (which in his dying wish asked for to be burned).

Basically it describes a nightmarish situation which most people can somehow relate to, although strongly surreal. With an ethereal, "evil", omnipotent power floating just beyond the senses.
You go to the city to see the law. Upon arrival outside the building, there is a guard who says "You may not pass without permission", you notice that the door is open, but it closed enough for you to not see anything (the law).

You point out that you can easily go into the building, and the guard agrees. Rather than be disagreeable, however, you decide to wait until you have permission.

You wait for many years, and when you're an old, shriveled wreck, you get yourself to ask:

"During all the years I've waited here, no-one else has tried to pass in to see the law, why is this?",
and the guard answers:

"It is true that no-one else has passed here, that is because this door was always meant solely for you, but now, it is closed forever".

He then procceeds to close the door and calmly walk away.

This is in fact, one of his short stories, and is very typical to his style, i.e. kafkaesque.
Kafkaesque by LinuX February 12, 2006

Kafka-esque-esque 

(of words) Overused to the point of meaninglessness, especially if by pseudo-intellectuals.
Pam: Sex with you is really a Kafka-esque experience.
Alvy: Oh. Thank you.
Pam: I mean that as a compliment.

(In this example, from Woody Allen's "Annie Hall", Pam's use of "Kafka-esque" is VERY Kafka-esque-esque.)
Kafka is a Electro Nihility character of the recently new Hoyoverse game Honkai Star Rail. She can be used at the beginning of the game along with Silver Wolf as they are an group criminals called the Stellaron Hunters, infiltrating the 86th member of the Genius Society, Herta in her space station that supplies the stellaron of Nanook, the aeon of destruction and our first class of being a trailblazer once we traverse her to the source. She specializes on elemental damage per turn follow-ups, capable of a bonus attack even she's not having the turn. She will be available in the second phase in 1.2, the first of Kafka in-game as suppose on the story mode and a formidable boss in the fifth simulated universe world.
Kafka: Hi, Astral Express! Well, you caught me..

A dialogue of a HSR ad celebrating 10,000,000 total download in approx. 6secs.
Kafka by Aeronomite July 25, 2023