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This is a living beast that can shred some serious noob. Has vast knowledge of sexy time and loves to practice and improve on his girlfriend. People get stunned quite easily by kachenga because he is just so awesome and talented.

A massive amount of seamen freshly ejaculated from Kachenga's love sack.

A highly desirable mate for the opposite sex with a very good, clean DNA.

A town in Zambia, Africa.

It feels like it will never stop and only gets better as time goes on.

About 9 inches of pure rock solid pleasure with amazing girth and shaft.
"Yeah baby, I'm about to kachenga your ass!"

"You should of seem this girl a couple of nights ago, she was totally away with it it was so funny!! That was the Kachenga coming out in her!!!"

"You have been awarded the Kachenga medal of sexual advancement and innovation"

Dial a Cheng

"If only I had the power of Kachenga, I could last for hours and actually be good at things!!"

"You know, you could easily get a piece of that bird if you use the Chengie chat."

"Doctor.... DOCTOR!!!! We have more casualties in the emergency room. Looks like they've been Chengd up real bad...... They might not make it."

"Go on babe, please....... Touch my cheng with your mouth"
Kachenga by Bonoboblojo March 21, 2010
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Kachingas 

Overly ornate junky looking decoration hanging on clothing or apparel which definately borders on the totally ridiculous.
Hey! Will you look at that new style Coach bag with all those kachingas hangin off it? Terrible
Kachingas by AfricanOrchid October 9, 2005
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kachinganut 

The expression that defines the full extent of the euphoria during ejaculation. It gives a slight comical sense to sex, which makes it 100 times better.
Guy: Shit I'm gonna nut!
Girl: Holy shit already?!
Guy: K-k-k-k-kachingaNUT!
kachinganut by HitlerOfGrammar November 8, 2017

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026