Klow is a synonym for the more commonly used word "Pow" and is usually capitalized and followed by an exclamation mark. In other words, "Klow" is like "Pow", except with a "Kl".
by DJKham October 21, 2008
A blow job given in return for a gift of fine jewelry. Derives from the Kay Jewelers slogan "Every Kiss Begins with Kay," suggesting that one can earn a kiss by giving someone an item from Kay. If the item is just OK, one only gets a kiss, but something really spectacular deserves more.
Bob: Did you see the ring that Ted gave his girlfriend?
Don: I know, it was huge! He's definitely getting a klow job for that one.
Don: I know, it was huge! He's definitely getting a klow job for that one.
by dozbk March 5, 2010
A male whom testicles are smaller then his finger. This male define himself as a transgender gay, who is most likely to get into trouble with the female species because he has stolen their man.
by Klow thaw September 24, 2017