The stuff you use to make sure the donkey doesn't get hurt while you're pumping it.
"Try to go easy on the ass and use K-Y Jelly."
by Mednub May 22, 2006
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Blanche Devereaux's phrase from "The Golden Girls." Used in reference to possible sexual encounters with individuals working in country/western related professions. See yippie ki-yay
"That rodeo cowboy is taking me out to dinner then giving me private roping lessons. Yippie K-Y!"
by ASL-ASM August 26, 2007
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a male or female doctor that barely speaks, but makes you drop your drawers and looks in your most private of areas even if you came in for a sore throat.
that's the last time I see Dr. K-Y for a while, last time I went in the clinic for a cough and I coughed alright-with a finger stuck up my pooper.
by busterboner August 30, 2009
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an obscure slang usu. heard in southern New Jersey meaning to verbally tear a person to shreds. K Y treatment can come in several varieties, but classically, the agressor approaches the victim cordially, looms over them to the best of his ability, and proceeds to scream directly in the victim's face, usu. addressing his beef with the victim through a long, violent display in which the agressor makes several references to the victim's dead relatives, failed marriages, miscarriages, negative physical characteristics, or anything else which may reduce his victim to tears and ensure their need for therapy in the future. legend has it that a good K Y is like verbally throwing one's foot into another's ass without lube. Traditionally, when finished, the agressor screams "fuck the K Y!!"
1: ted: "lisa broke up with me to fuck an eskimo"
bob: "that's fucked up. next time I see her, that bitch is getting the K Y treatment!"

by Rogue Thief November 1, 2006
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W K Y stands for Would Know Ya.
This evolved as an offshoot of the reply D K Y . It began sometime in the 1970's by local teenagers. Basically it was just a fast mouth reply to another insult.
by D K Y September 10, 2007
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A fart usually made by a butt pirate. Its an untraditional smell made up of latex and baby oil.
Hey Billy, I think that Richard Simmons groupie just blew a K Y jelly fart.
by Johnnie Walker's chauffeur December 26, 2008
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