jwowed 

The act of getting rejected by a hot beautiful female based on your ethnicity, nationality, religion, and culture. The term specifically applies to a person of Asian decent, who turns down another non-Caucasian based on her preference to date exclusively Caucasian males with children from a previous relationship.

My date went very well last night, till I was Jwowed!

jwowed by Dj Tec January 4, 2012

Jowed 

Pronounced Joe'd

Being the victim of fraud perpetrated by a large bald north american ape native to MO.

Dude, my paycheck is printed on monopoly money" "wow bro, you go Jowed...

Jowed by maerik January 18, 2011

jwowwed 

Excessive boob job.

When a woman increases her bra size by at least 3 cups and lacks the extra skin to make it look even remotely human. Results in what looks like two bowlingballs trying to break out of a thin plastic bag.

Did you see Jen lately? She totally jwowwed and went from an A cup to double Ds. Too bad she didnt do anything about her man face though.

jwowwed by SI_ex_pat February 8, 2010