While having anal intercourse one must yell the phrase "drill, baby, drill" several times. Right before your partner is about to climax you pull out leaving the job unfinished. Ideally you should then cum all over their clean laundry, sofa, or other valuable item then cover up by saying "environmental disasters are a part of life, its not my job to clean it up". You then go on a speaking tour charging mutual friends $10 a pop to retell the story.
P.s. Bonus points are awarded if while on top of a fat chick you state "I can see russia from up here".
I pulled the old "Wasilla withdraw" on my ex last night. Want to hear the story? Only cost you $10.