After an insane party or drunken night when one does something regrettable to watch Skins (usually UK) to feel better and that there are plenty of other people out there doing stupid things.
by ElectricWalrusContrabassoon May 7, 2011
When you call someone out who's wronged you and they try to use your response, anger, or retaliation to justify what they did.
Person A: "I only lied because I knew you'd react like this!"
Person B: "That's some retroactive justification bullshit! That's not how time works. The cause happens BEFORE the result, dumbass!"
Person B: "That's some retroactive justification bullshit! That's not how time works. The cause happens BEFORE the result, dumbass!"
by Gaius315 March 16, 2022
noun; a "not guilty" plea made by anyone, regardless of private or public status, in response to an action ordered by a public body that considers itself superior in rank and / or class.
Also known as "Nuremberg defense," "just doing my job," "just following orders," "superior orders"
Also known as "Nuremberg defense," "just doing my job," "just following orders," "superior orders"
As wildfires raged on the coast and social media outside Canada lit up with reports and footage, Meta and Instagram claimed the Nuremberg justification against the federal government over Bill C-18.
by ReverseHaloEffect August 26, 2023
by ihatebradpitt January 13, 2021
To Justify an action based on the person's personality.
After knowing a person's previous doings as an expectation to justify an action.
Most typically used in arguments, phrases, or jokes (Most likely jokes)
After knowing a person's previous doings as an expectation to justify an action.
Most typically used in arguments, phrases, or jokes (Most likely jokes)
"Why'd he have to beat me up? :("
"Because he's John"
"Oh don't use the Jorgen Justification on me, you're better than that."
"Because he's John"
"Oh don't use the Jorgen Justification on me, you're better than that."
by TrotterMorp April 16, 2023