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Justifiable Hobo-cide 

The act of killing a homeless, mentally-ill, or indigent person, male or female, by any number of police agencies in British Columbia on the pretext that dead, homeless, handicapped people can tell no tales. Or testify. Or sue.
Rookie police officer: Chief, this homeless man was babbling about crackspiders when I was compelled to taser him in the nutsack. He then pulled a pair of nail clippers on me, so I was forced to unload 10 rounds of .40 into his torso. Will I have to face a bullshit investigation by another obviously biased police department?

Chief: Hell no, son. Clear case of justifiable hobo-cide.
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Justiniana 

Babe, one of a kind. Smart, funny, helpful and always there for you. Also quite adventurous but can also be quite shy.
Friend1: DUDE look at this new chick. She's a babe! Should I talk to her?

Friend2: Nahh bro, you'll scare her off.

Friend1: what's her name?!

Friend2: Justiniana

Friend1: should of known
Justiniana by SaltyAF<3 September 12, 2016

Justicing 

Verb.
To Justice
To perform an act of Justice
That boy is being bullied! It is time for me to start Justicing and protect him! FOR JUSTICE!
Justicing by Danicus13 January 11, 2009

justicity 

The justicity of the punishment was high.
justicity by B. R. Johnson September 23, 2007

Justitia 

The Goddess of Divine and Human Justice; an amalgamation of the Greek Goddesses Themis and Nemesis. The patron of reasonable debate and lawyers, as well as used as a threat in academic circles.
Bloke 1: It doesn't matter, I'll just use Ad Hominem
Barrister: You'll be struck down by Justitia...
Justitia by Sir Humphrey Appleby February 21, 2010

Justifiable homicide

when someone you hate has pissed you off enough to kill them
fred: I'm not guilty
Judge: why?

Fred: he threw his backpack at my face
Judge: not guilty that's justifiable homicide
Justifiable homicide by Tricklegs January 26, 2015

Justinian 

A nam given to people at birth because their parents like byzantine history to much.
My name is Justinian.
Justinian by turkae May 14, 2021