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Justice League

A series of comic books that have existed in one incarnation or another from the 60s to the present.
Founding members included Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, Flash, Green Lantern, Martian Manhunter, and Aquaman, though DC likes to re-write history and past founders have been changed to exclude Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman, including Black Canary, Moon Maiden and Triumph instead.
There have been three main series of Justice League of America comics with many spinoffs, including international branches, rotating teams, and even a black ops league. The Justice League formula tends to be this: Popular heroes team up in the beginning, there's some internal conflict in the team, and the team separates and reconstructs with some new obscure members. As the comic goes on, the reconstructions occur more and more often, until finally the comic is full of people you don't know and it gets canned and restarted quickly.
There is also a Justice League Unlimited comic book, proving that it is possible to sell a comic book, that is based on a show, that is based on a comic book.
LITTLE KID: "Hey, is that comic book Justice League Unlimited like on Cartoon Network?"
OLDER DUDE: "No way, it's good old Justice League International with Blue Beetle and Guy Gardner."
LITTLE KID: "Blue who?"
Justice League by DarthPez September 23, 2005
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Justice League

Basically a better version of the Superfriends. Composed of Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, The Flash, Green Lanturn, and The Martian Manhunter, they defend the earth from all kinds of evil people like Lex Luthor.Ever since the end of the Superfriends, they dropped The Wonder Twins, their monkey, and Aquaman(though he did make an appearance at one point and the whole episode revolved around a new cooler him with a hook hand).Unfortunatly, Hawkgirl's leave spawned Justice League Unlimited, which blows monkey balls because GL is bald, they have way too many heroes,Lex is a good guy, and Martian Manhunter does nothing.
Justice League is much cooler without the Wonder Twins.
Justice League by Heroic Ling Ling November 13, 2004

Justice League

The Justice League, formerly also called the Justice League of America or JLA, is a fictional superhero team that appears in comic books published by DC Comics. First appearing in The Brave and the Bold #28 (February/March 1960), the Justice League originally featured Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Flash, Green Lantern, Aquaman, and the Martian Manhunter. The team roster has been rotated throughout the years with characters such as Green Arrow, Captain Atom, Captain Marvel, Black Canary, the Atom, Hawkman, Elongated Man, Red Tornado, Firestorm, Zatanna, Hawkgirl, Cyborg, Vixen, and dozens of others. Sidekicks like Supergirl, Robin, Aquagirl, and Speedy tend to support the main hero or heroine.

The team received its own comic book title in October 1960, when the first issue was published. It would continue to #261 in April 1987, which was the final issue. Throughout the years, various incarnations or subsections of the team have operated as Justice League America, Justice League Dark, Justice League Europe, Justice League International, Justice League Task Force, Justice League Elite, and Extreme Justice.
The Justice League of America is the DC Universe's most powerful and premier superhero team, a strike force comprised of the world's mightiest heroes. They act as stalwart protectors of sentient life; Earth's first line of defense against terrestrial, extra-terrestrial, inter-dimensional and supernatural threats. There have been many members over the years and several incarnations of the team, but the original group was founded by Aquaman, Batman, The Flash, Green Lantern, Martian Manhunter, Superman and Wonder Woman. The Justice League of America was created by Gardner Fox during the Silver Age as a spiritual successor to the Golden Age's Justice Society of America, first appearing in Brave and the Bold #28. (1960)
Justice League by The Centurion October 18, 2014

Justice League dat hoe 

Do the 3 superhero sex moves in the following order:

1. Batman dat hoe - While doggystylin your special ladyfriend do a batman mask on your face with your hands for 10 seconds without her knowing

2. Spiderman dat hoe - cum into your hand and throw it at her back just like Spiderman throws his net

3. Superman dat hoe - when finished place the bed linnen on her back. This way the linnen will stick to her back overnight and when she wakes up it will look like Supermans cape
I'll Justice League dat hoe!

Justice League Dark 

Justice League Dark is a branch of the Justice League dedicated to dealing with mystical and supernatural threats. Its founding members include Deadman, John Constantine, Madame Xanadu, Shade the Changing Man and Zatanna.

Madame Xanadu organizes the group called Justice League Dark when she foresees a terrible future only they can prevent. They are assembled to stop the Enchantress when she goes on a rampage after being separated from her host June Moone. Enchantress begins to go insane and Xanadu gives her the names of those working against her. John Constantine and Zatanna work together to cast incantations. Madame Xanadu has Shade the Changing Man reluctantly recruit Mindwarp. Deadman tries to protect June, but Enchantress finally captures her when Shade messes up a spell. The team meets for the first time in their final battle with Enchantress, which ends when Constantine bonds her to June Moone again. He sacrifices her life to protect hundred of others. When Xanadu tries to rally them as a team, they all angrily refuse her. Eventually Constantine, Deadman, Shade and Zatanna begin having horrible nightmares and visit Xanadu again. She reveals that these are visions of what will come if they don't form a team, and they become the Justice League Dark.
Rumors in November 2012 suggested that Guillermo del Toro was working on a Justice League Dark film titled Heaven Sent. It would feature Deadman, the Spectre, Swamp Thing, Constantine, the Phantom Stranger, Zatanna, Zatara, Sargon the Sorcerer, and Etrigan the Demon. Del Toro later confirmed in January 2013 that he is working on such a movie, with the working title, Dark Universe, and is hiring a screenwriter for the film. Del Toro revealed Swamp Thing, Constantine, The Spectre, Deadman, Zatanna and Zatara were characters in the story.

Justice League

A group of boys around school freeing the fields of injustice and crime. They achieve this by literally beating the shit out of innocent people, terrorising the school population into obedience. They often attack using the "Gangfuck" method, in which they circle the lone victim, wrestle him to the floor, and kick the shit out of.

Often suspended from school for 'GBH' and assault. A Justice League has no clear leader, just a lust for violence and fear.
Billbo-"Holy shit did you see that guy left on floor covered in blood?"
David-"Oh shit the Justice League are back in school"

justice league

tha combinations of atleas 3 ov the 7 superhero sex moves, of superman, green lantern, flash, hawk girl, batman, wonder woman and j'onn. (correct definitions by Mutha WAT)
guy1: yesterday i gav dis girl a full Justice League with a superman, spiderman, AND a batman!!
guy2: wtf, spidermans a marvel hero and batman can onli b done with men, u poser-homo!
(kills guy 1)
justice league by Mutha WAT July 7, 2004