Mexican Jurisprudence 

Noun referring to use of unlawful bribery as a means of dealing with criminal charges incurred in Mexico.

That judge was a dumb son of a bitch. Mom actually bought my freedom from jail. Mexican Jurisprudence works !

Mexican Jurisprudence by Juan-Nacho Bel Grande July 13, 2011

bad jubies 

Bad Jubies is defined as the bad vibe or aura that a person, place or thing gives off. When an object or person gives off bad jubies it is in your best interest to get the fuck away from said bad jubies.

That guy Diego calls himself "D-money". He has bad jubies, stay away from him.

bad jubies by 18thcenturyho May 17, 2016

Jiries 

One who is highly knowledgable in the realms of science, specifically chemistry. It is up to each individual Jiries to decide his fate, following the path of evil or the path of light. They also know how to make some dank guacamole, and have a fine taste in cheeses. Also likes to clean pickle jars for later use. More often than not, women offer and even force Jiries to let them give him fellatio in the nearest public shower.

Oh man, Jiries just invented a new chemical!

That new chemical Jiries invented cured cancer!

That new chemical Jiries invented made everyone speak spanish!

Jiries by McGistheonetruegod March 24, 2013

Juris Doctor 

Juris Doctor (not Juris Doctorate) is the correct term for a professional law degree.

JD is the abbreviation for Juris Doctor.

Juris Doctor is Latin for "teacher of law."

The terms Juris Doctor and Juris Doctorate are frequently and erroneously used interchangeably. Juris Doctorate is incorrect.

Joshua earned a juris doctor from the Yale Law School in 2002.

Juris Doctor by Lisa Smartypants July 23, 2012

Jurisprude 

A practitioner or scholar of the law, especially a law student, who is particularly hesitant to give up that ass.

Joe didn't waste his time chasing Jurisprudes.

Jurisprude by law1009 August 19, 2009

Judies 

Term used by gay males when referring to friendship among other gay men. This term is often preceeded by the word good which refers to a very close gay male friend.

This word originated from the actress who played Dorothy in the Wizard of OZ, Judy Garland.
This also became a code word for gay males that referred to themselves and other gay males as a friend of Dorothy's.

"Roger is one of my judies."
"Of course I know Sean!! We're good judies!"

Judies by MTE April 11, 2008

Jurist 

a.)Expert In Law,
b.)Will fight for what he believes in,
c.)hopeless romantic,

d.)patient,

e.)bad guy look-good boy at heart,

f.)unpredictable,

g.)open minded,

h.)COOL,

i.)smooth,

j.)chill,

k.)never panics,
l.)calm.

Is that guy looking at me? he's kinda jurist (h.)

Your kinda jurist (i) when you talk to girls!

Jurist! (j) the project isn't due till tomorrow afternoon.

Even though i made him go through many test/obstacles, i'm glad he was jurist (d) about it!

Jurist by jurist July 22, 2010