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jerkwater 

Q. Why do we call a backward place a "jerkwater" town?
A. Steam engines needed to refill their boilers from water
towers next to the tracks but some "towns" were so small
that they lacked a water tower. When trains stopped in
those places, the crew had to find a nearby stream or well
and, bucket-brigade style, "jerk" the water to the train.
Those little dots on the map are jerkwater towns.
jerkwater by Ron Ruth May 28, 2007
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Junkatarian 

A person who does not eat anything healthy for them, they just eat a lot of junk food! They rarely eat any meat products, and not enough fruit or vegetables to be any where near having a healthy diet!
Jake: I don't like any of that stuff, especially the meat that's on there!!!
Chris: Jake I swear you are a wanna be vegetarian!!!

Jake: No I'm not, I'm not that close to a vegetarian!!!

Chris: Yeah you are!!!

Jake: Nope, I'm a Junkatarian!!!
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Junk water 

The product of the penis as a result of a man excessively masturbating to the point where semen is no longer ejaculated, but rather replaced by a thinner fluid without sexual reproduction elements.
Dude, last night I was watching this porno and I couldn't stop masturbating until the point I was shooting junk water. Damn, my dick is sore today!
Junk water by JunkWaterCaptain November 9, 2007
an editor who edits
yo did you see juneater’s new edit!”
“damn right, it got removed <3”
juneater by juneater August 25, 2021

jerkwater 

1. insignificant or small, used dismissively
2. fluids produced by masturbation
1. Let's blow this jerkwater town!
2. ...and alot of jerkwater came out!
jerkwater by wriggler February 23, 2005

junkster 

(n). a person who is in need of durgs or action and is helpless to do or get any without someone doing all the work. also a pushy junky who won't stop untill they gets their durgs

EX # 1
(phone rings)
bill : "fuck! this asshole keeps calling me to put bets in for him"
adam : "why can't he call himself? "
bill : "cuz hes a fuckin junkster faggot fuck! "
EX # 2
willy : "mikey, roll a blunt"
mikey : "roll it yourself im busy"
willy : "i can't"
mikey : "huh your a fuckin junkster!"
willy : "haha yup"
junkster by fat scum January 5, 2008

junkatarian 

A person who only eats junk food.
Person A: "I just became a vegetarian. So I can't eat meat."
Person B: "Fuck that. I'm a junkatarian."
Person A: "What is that?"
Person B: It means I eat cheese doodles and chocolate chip cookies for breakfast, lunch and dinner."