man junk 

Body wash made for the specific male anatomy. Uses tree extracts, aloe vera and other ingredients to fight sweat, odor and dryness.

“Ever since I’ve started running, using Man Junk has helped keep my downstairs in good condition.”

man junk by mainman July 7, 2008

man junk 

Reference to the male genitalia, specifically the testicles and scrotum.

“That streaker’s man junk was bouncing all over the place.”

man junk by mainman April 9, 2008

man junk 

derogatory of a mans genitals.Specifically an old man whos genitals are of little use.

"why is that old queer wearing those little shorts that let his Man Junk hang out when he sits down"

man junk by pseudonym September 18, 2004

man junk 

Reference to a man and all the excess motor-based ‘grown-up’ toys that he has accumulated over the years (e.g. dirtbikes, ATVs, go-karts, etc...)

“John’s had to buy a new trailer to carry all his man junk.”

man junk by Todd T. April 24, 2008

The Junk Mans Itch 

The result of a person that lives with or in a junkyard;
The result of a person the lives to buy sell or trade junk at a garage sale;
The result of itching profusely due to the possibility of being able to acquire more junk.....,

The Junk Mans Itch
Hong Kong Hives
Garage Sale
Junkyard
Yard Sale

The Junk Mans Itch by ADONEALL February 10, 2013

Junk-mane 

Excessively long and thick nether hair around the junk, or crotch region, that contains several partially hidden objects and left-over food, resembling the mane of a lion after a particularly enthusiastic meal.

His junk-mane was so impressive that it put even Mufasa to shame.

He was shivering in the cold, so she draped her junk-mane over his shoulders to keep him warm.

Junk-mane by linguisologist September 24, 2014

Manayunk junk-funk

The Manayunk junk-funk is defined as follows: After a humid summer night of bar hopping involving excessive drinking, extremely passionate intercourse takes place between a male and female whereby penetration of every oraphus occurs for approximatly three hours. Too drunk to comprehend the build up of various bodily fluids compounded by perfuse ball sweat, the male passes out and awakens in the late afternoon with a layer of taint cheese spanning from the tip of the phallus to the outer rim of the anus. A varation of the Manayunk junk-funk for the female is the "Manayunk trunk-funk."

"Sweet Jesus Bill, last night i pounded Suzy for hours and awoke to find a coating of the Manayunk junk-funk steaming from stem to stern..."

Manayunk junk-funk by transdelusional sex alchemist October 16, 2007