Junkman 

A superhero with a large bulging junk; goes around humping his enemies to death and saving hoes.

junkin': what Junkman does

- Help Junkman there's a huge load
- Don't worry Sally, I'll hump in away

Junkman by straffeur October 23, 2016

Junkman 

One of the Gods of UG United Gods Junkman - God of all junk.

The Junkman made the other United Gods quiver when he told them that their ending was his beginning. One Gods junk was another Gods.... .

Junkman by Junkman. November 10, 2008

Junkman Jobber 

Junkman Jobber: A disheveled, non-specialized, Caucasian scab tradesman, consistently performing slipshod and ramshackle workmanship, by applying half-assed shortcuts and techniques and usage of incorrect or cheap materials, using an array of outdated, malfunctioning pawnshop or stolen tools. The junkman jobber can typically be seen driving a beat up, dented, rusted out, high-mileage, ill maintained pickup truck with “rims” haphazardly loaded with tools, materials and junk left unsecure in the bed. The inside of the junkm’n jobmobile is loaded with cigarette butts, fast food wrappers, empty cans of monster energy drink, Doritos bags, cigarette packages and vape cartridges. Some sort of generic extreme sticker or branding (MMA, tacticool, tattoo-life, beard cuture) is normally present as well. The standard attire worn to work, and all other occasions, is baggy, saggy-assed jeans with tears and paint stains, a flat billed ball cap, shitty boots, some sort of extreme logo branded t-shirt with excessively crappy tattoos showing. In winter, a flannel or hoodie is added for warmth and gangsta’ effect. (hood up with ball cap on and smoke in mouth all shady like). The JJ reverts to degenerate criminal-like white trash lifestyle the moment their “professional” day or job period ends, (stealing / scavenging materials from the jobsite), or other activities usually resulting in debt, jail-time, addiction or unwanted pregnancy. The movie AFTERMATH (2013) presents this type well.

If you want your home remodeled, do not go with junkman jobber, pay the extra money for high-quality or union craftsmanship.

My roof is leaking and its not even raining! I shouldn't have hired a junkman jobber.

Junkman Jobber by Kirkury January 21, 2022

Junkmonk

Junkmonk means everything and nothing all at once.

"Go junkmonk yourself"

Junkmonk by junkmonk2k13 September 5, 2013

junkanoo 

1. A word used by an individual to excite and entice others to join him/her in an endeavor to begin in the immediate future

2. A popular Bahamian festival celebrated on Boxing Day (Dec. 26) and New Year's Day each year. Typically is celebrated with a street parade including music.

1. Behnam: Yo let's go grab some gatorade, pizza, and turkey wraps from the casino deli, all inclusive.
Jeremy: Junkanoooo!
All others: JUNKANOOOO!

2. Bahamian native: "Whatchu know about Junkanoo?!"

junkanoo by fishba March 31, 2008

Junkaneering 

someone who makes things out of junk

mate, that bike you built out of a pile of garbage is an excellent example of Junkaneering. its so good you could use it every day if it wasn't so crappy looking.

Junkaneering by fartiscrubs June 15, 2018

junktan 

naked sunbathing

going to the nudist beach gonna get my junktan on

junktan by Dear internet, How dare you March 13, 2015