jungitis 

The progressive inflammation of one's ego through materialism and vanity caused by lack of acceptance and an ugly FACE. Symptoms: Long periods of self admiration in front of reflective surfaces, urges to clothe oneself in undersized garments, a distorted view of one's own attractiveness and/or the use of money and material items to attract members of the opposite sex.

Bob: What happened to that guy? He use to be cool...
Frank: Didn't you hear? He has the jungitis...

jungitis by Who do you think?! October 17, 2006

junkitis 

a chick with a ridiculously sized ass bigger than a donk like im talkin two basketballs in her pants nigga

dude did you see that chicks ass

yeah looks like she got junkitis

junkitis by macgyver534210 October 3, 2009

Juneitis 

It's when u r so close to June and summer that u lose control and qr cuckoo and kooky

I think these kids caught Juneitis, they need some noonroom

Juneitis by RRC rules no matter wut u say June 15, 2014