2 definitions by Who do you think?!
The progressive inflammation of one's ego through materialism and vanity caused by lack of acceptance and an ugly FACE. Symptoms: Long periods of self admiration in front of reflective surfaces, urges to clothe oneself in undersized garments, a distorted view of one's own attractiveness and/or the use of money and material items to attract members of the opposite sex.
by Who do you think?! October 17, 2006
A condition where an individual born with a grotesquely disfigured face that proliferates to extreme levels of ugliness with age. Regisphoma is asympotmatic until puberty at which point the ugliness metastasizes to all internal organs and bodily functions. Telltale symptoms include mild retardation and deterioration of the spine rendering it nonexistent . Only one individual has ever been documented with this condition.
Symptoms: Lack of spine causes the inability to keep pants up at the waistline and the tendency to act like a doormat in relationships. Mild retardation results in failure to lock bedroom door during masturbation, a strong preference for gay thai men as hairdressors, and a mouth that is incapable of keeping a secret.
Symptoms: Lack of spine causes the inability to keep pants up at the waistline and the tendency to act like a doormat in relationships. Mild retardation results in failure to lock bedroom door during masturbation, a strong preference for gay thai men as hairdressors, and a mouth that is incapable of keeping a secret.
*Knock knock*
Eric: What?
*Jason 2 opens door*
Jason: Dude, what are you doing?!
*Eric covers himself up and frantically reaches for remote to shut off tv*
Eric: Why'd you open the door!?
Jason: You answered 'WHAT'!!! Answering 'what' means 'it's ok to come in!!!' Why wouldn't you lock the door?!?! GAAAAAAAAHHH
John: What happened.
Jason: I just walked in on Eric jerking off. Why the hell wouldn't the idiot lock the door?
John: Must be his regisphoma acting up.
Eric: What?
*Jason 2 opens door*
Jason: Dude, what are you doing?!
*Eric covers himself up and frantically reaches for remote to shut off tv*
Eric: Why'd you open the door!?
Jason: You answered 'WHAT'!!! Answering 'what' means 'it's ok to come in!!!' Why wouldn't you lock the door?!?! GAAAAAAAAHHH
John: What happened.
Jason: I just walked in on Eric jerking off. Why the hell wouldn't the idiot lock the door?
John: Must be his regisphoma acting up.
by Who do you think?! October 18, 2006