pleasure jumping

Verb: The act of masturbating and jumping simultaneously.

Jayce was totally pleasure jumping in the tent. He thought we wouldn't hear.

by Steven Fagguete January 22, 2014

Throat Jump

Snatch a bitch by the throat when they’re spewing trash.

I’m gonna throat jump that dumbass I’d she doesn’t stfu

by herbalz420 January 30, 2019

Jump on a grenade

The generous act of flirting or even dating a certain individual to distract them from, and possibly loose interest in a different individual (usually a friend).

Guy 1: hey man, I need to ask you a favor. I think Nicole is hitting on me.

Guy 2: need me to jump on a grenade?
Guy 1: I mean if you could that would be great. I don't wanna date someone who smells like celery, and I don't want to explain why.

Guy 2: I got you man.

by calmdownyoufuckingsjw March 2, 2016

Cuddle Jump

Noun/verb to intentially cuddle with a person as a stepstone before engaging in sexual relations

"Yo, the other day I was Netflix and chilling and did a total cuddle jump with Susie."

"On our third date, Tylan totally cuddle jumped me."

by TomSmith13 October 20, 2015

jump-shat

the action of pooping when realizing there is no toilet paper left so one must jump or hop to another bathroom to finish whiping ones bum.

man!, im out of toilet paper....well i guess i need to jump-shat it.

by blah's February 9, 2011

Jump list

A list where nigga's get put on. So they get jumped on sight.

Dude 1:That boy talked some shit about carl last week.
Dude 2:Oh that boy going on the jump list fosho

by chiktuez September 7, 2021

jump little chilren

the best band alive. see jay clifford

i went to a jlc concert the other week and i got all hot and botherd.

by one sexy ninja December 24, 2003