July 1

The day a bad bitch was born

Person 1: That’s one bad bitch
Person 2: Well yeah, they were born on July 1st
*end scene*

by diymomjeans October 16, 2019

July 1

Hottest person alive hands down

-Hey were you born on July 1st

-Yeha why ?
-no wonder your so hot

by User126627272728 May 24, 2021

July 1

The day where woke companies stop pretending to like gay people and reveal that they only do it for the money. People still fall for it every year.

CEO: It's July 1. You can stop pretending that you pander to gay people now.

by Someone who kinda exists July 1, 2022

July 1

the day that you have to slap your best friend on the back of their neck as hard as you can. then leave them there on the ground crying.

friend: its July 1 you know what that mean
friend 2: please no

by justsomeasiankid March 12, 2020

July 1

Okay it’s a good day so if you looked up your birthday and it wasn’t there here’s a good definition

Hey what National day is July 1 ?
It doesn’t matter it’s just a good day, wait it’s also Canada day so there’s that

by Mhm.69 October 15, 2019

July 1

Rub a clit day!

Today is the day to be gentle and rub that 😽 until she cums

Do it slowly and do it for as long as she needs it - Be gentle!

You have all the other days of the year to be rough and pound her silly ... this is jot the day for that

Her: Hey, it's July 1st, you know what that means?
Fingerowner: Yes, you will need to be very good for me so I can work my magic

Her: I'll try my best, I just get so horny and cant control myself 💦
Fingerowner: I know- but you have to control yourself today

by TittyTakerTank June 24, 2022

July 1

The day of reckoning

Oh shit it’s July 1

by hannahmadison69 October 15, 2019