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Jujy Fruit Blumpkin 

A derivative of the royal blumpkin. While one girl blows you, you shit in another girl's mouth but instead of her swallowing your dookie (like a royal blumpkin), she chews your shit, thus leaving shit in her teeth like she ate a jujy fruit. In order to clean her teeth of your shit, you piss in her mouth.
I thought she just wanted a royal blumpkin but the ho loved the jujy fruit blumpkin. Better check for cavitites.
Jujy Fruit Blumpkin by Mr_Jones February 2, 2007
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Jujy Fruit Blumpkin 

A derivative of the blumpkin. While one girl blows you, you shit in another girl's mouth but instead of her swallowing your dookie, she chews your shit, thus leaving shit in her teeth like she ate a jujy fruit. In order to clean her teeth of your shit, you piss in her mouth.
I thought she just wanted a royal blumpkin but the ho loved the jujy fruit blumpkin. Better check for cavitites.
Jujy Fruit Blumpkin by Mr_Jones February 3, 2007

Jujy Fruit Blumpkin 

A derivative of the blumpkin. While one girl blows you, you shit in another girl's mouth but instead of her swallowing your dookie, she chews your shit, thus leaving shit in her teeth like she ate a jujy fruit. In order to clean her teeth of your shit, you piss in her mouth.
I thought she just wanted a royal blumpkin but the ho loved the jujy fruit blumpkin. Better check for cavitites.
Jujy Fruit Blumpkin by Mr_Jones February 2, 2007

jujifruitfulness 

After eating that box of candy, I was overwhelmed by jujifruitfulness.
jujifruitfulness by VAKI5 May 8, 2005

jujyfruits 

A "candy" that is hard and sticks to your teeth, and often comes in boxes with only two small ass jujyfruits inside of them. Can be used as entertainment source, you can throw them at people, or burn them in a bonfire too ^_^
Marty: "Bilal's not paying attention. Let's throw some jujyfruits at him, that will get his attention!"
Bilal: "OW!, man wtf you throw that at me?? that hurt like a jujyfruit!"
jujyfruits by sippy January 30, 2008

jujufruit head

nigga shut yo jujufruit head havin ass up
jujufruit head by phreezeg November 16, 2003
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026