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A derivative of the blumpkin. While one girl blows you, you shit in another girl's mouth but instead of her swallowing your dookie, she chews your shit, thus leaving shit in her teeth like she ate a jujy fruit. In order to clean her teeth of your shit, you piss in her mouth.
I thought she just wanted a royal blumpkin but the ho loved the jujy fruit blumpkin. Better check for cavitites.
by Mr_Jones January 30, 2007

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A derivative of the blumpkin. While one girl blows you, you shit in another girl's mouth but instead of her swallowing your dookie, she chews your shit, thus leaving shit in her teeth like she ate a jujy fruit. In order to clean her teeth of your shit, you piss in her mouth.
I thought she just wanted a royal blumpkin but the ho loved the jujy fruit blumpkin. Better check for cavitites.
by Mr_Jones January 30, 2007

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A derivative of the royal blumpkin. While one girl blows you, you shit in another girl's mouth but instead of her swallowing your dookie (like a royal blumpkin), she chews your shit, thus leaving shit in her teeth like she ate a jujy fruit. In order to clean her teeth of your shit, you piss in her mouth.
I thought she just wanted a royal blumpkin but the ho loved the jujy fruit blumpkin. Better check for cavitites.
by Mr_Jones January 30, 2007

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Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

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