5 definitions by Mr_Jones

Top Definition
A derivative of the royal blumpkin. One girl blows you while you take a shit on another girl. However, instead of the girl swallowing your shit, you dookie all over her face and leave smudges under her eyes like the black paint football players have under their eyes for blocking out the sun to catch passes.
Tell that bitch to go long, i got a super bowl blumpkin coming.
by Mr_Jones January 30, 2007
Like a blumpkin, but much better. You have two girls and one blows you while you shit in the other one's mouth and she swallows your shit.
Those skanks loved the royal blumpkin.
by Mr_Jones January 30, 2007
A derivative of the blumpkin. While one girl blows you, you shit in another girl's mouth but instead of her swallowing your dookie, she chews your shit, thus leaving shit in her teeth like she ate a jujy fruit. In order to clean her teeth of your shit, you piss in her mouth.
I thought she just wanted a royal blumpkin but the ho loved the jujy fruit blumpkin. Better check for cavitites.
by Mr_Jones January 30, 2007
A derivative of the blumpkin. While one girl blows you, you shit in another girl's mouth but instead of her swallowing your dookie, she chews your shit, thus leaving shit in her teeth like she ate a jujy fruit. In order to clean her teeth of your shit, you piss in her mouth.
I thought she just wanted a royal blumpkin but the ho loved the jujy fruit blumpkin. Better check for cavitites.
by Mr_Jones January 30, 2007
A derivative of the royal blumpkin. While one girl blows you, you shit in another girl's mouth but instead of her swallowing your dookie (like a royal blumpkin), she chews your shit, thus leaving shit in her teeth like she ate a jujy fruit. In order to clean her teeth of your shit, you piss in her mouth.
I thought she just wanted a royal blumpkin but the ho loved the jujy fruit blumpkin. Better check for cavitites.
by Mr_Jones January 30, 2007
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