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Fire Juicing

Explosive diarrhea that burn's like living hell. Pure brown fire water exploding from your rectum. Usually a result of excessing drinking, overeating or irritable bowel syndrome.
Sunday morning's hangover recovery time was only interrupted by the screams of Carl's room mate Roger as he was Fire Juicing to eradicate the prior night's poison .
Fire Juicing by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015
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juicing by Skillz April 16, 2003

Story Juicing 

The act of using storoids in order to make the storytelling of an event that took place sound much more interesting than the actual true events that took place.
Danny was definitely story juicing when he told us the story of what took place at the bar last night.
Story Juicing by StoryJuicer2 December 28, 2011

Self juicing

"Alex is nowhere to be found. Probably busy self juicing."
Self juicing by Dalarass September 23, 2013

Cropple Juicing 

When one sews up their asshole for 3 weeks in order to build up a significant amount of fecal matter. They then fuck someone's asshole, and pulls out to reveal a gaping asshole. They then unsew their ass and shit into the gaping ass, making sure to lick off any of the shit that misses and/or drips off. The gaping ass is then fisted so that it gets pushed up through the ass and then is vomited out. This vomit-shit is then used for urethral fingering lube. In order to prevent getting a UTI, both parties urinate out the vomit-shit, which is what is called "cropple juice".
1: Dude, I love cropple juicing.

2: Cool.

grape juicing 

A sexual act where one person puts multiple grapes into another's anus until they all burst and the receiver drinks the juice directly from the anus
Dude have you tried grape juicing? It's the best way to make a smoothy!

grape juicing 

The act of complaining about things you don't actually want to do something about, aka faux-whine.
Project lead: "Oh, man, I'm really tired of doing this job all by myself."

New guy: "Hey, I'd love to help, show me how!"

Project lead: "Oh, I don't know when I'd find the time. I'm just so busy."

New guy: "Dude, stop grape juicing and either let someone else help or stop bitching."
grape juicing by CatPope March 17, 2014