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Complete Judge Fuck Confusion

Something that happens post-decision in a Policy Debate round. The situation is created by the words being spoken to the debaters by a judge of that round. Why? A judge fuck is when the outcome of a policy debate round was obviously incorrect and the decision speaks to the incompetence and/or bias of a particular judge. Complete Judge Fuck Confusion is the state that is characterized by anger, frustration, and absolute awe at the act that was just carried out against one's team.

Complete Judge Fuck Confusion is usually limited to the recipient team but in extreme instances even the victim's opponents fall into "absolute awe at the act that was just carried out" in the judge's decision.
Q. Dude how the fuck did we just lose that round? They dropped 3 disads, 4 straight turns on their advantages, and a Topicality!

A. I know bro I'm in Complete Judge Fuck Confusion right now!

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Q. Dude I can't believe you made that judge cry.

A. I know man I got caught up in Complete Judge Fuck Confusion and just unloaded my anger on her incompetence.
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jugfucker 

someone who sticks their dick between a womans boobs for sexual pleasure. chicks might be jugfuckers too, but that would be weird, and i dont know how it would work.
my, look at that jugfucker, working away at janet's lovely tititas.
jugfucker by mfkittrell April 27, 2006

juggfuck 

To place your penis between her large naturals and pump until you shoot the jizm all over her teeth.
Don't kiss Angie, I juggfucked her and came across her choppers.

judge fuck 

When your in a policy debate round, and the judge clearly is going to vote in favor of your side of the topic (i.e.: nodding head in agreement, actually listening)and just as you think your about to win, the judge changes their mind before they turn in the ballot. Therefore cuasing you to lose the tournament and hence lose your chances at going to nationals.
Oh my fucking God! That last round was a complete Judge Fuck! I can't believe we lost to that shitty novice team
judge fuck by HardcoreJF February 27, 2009

Judgefull 

A word made up to mean to be judgemental of someone.
Melinda is the opposite of judgefull, if there was a definition of it in the dictionary, if would be a picture of her crossed out. That's how much it isn't her.
Judgefull by rinfa April 13, 2010

Judgefull 

A word made up to mean to be judgemental of someone, usually by those people who have lived in dark cupboards all their lives and never knew the actual word is 'judgemental'.
Stop staring at me over the counter with your judgefull eyes.
Judgefull by Sare87 September 18, 2011

judifucker 

A judicator that makes a wrong/biased/unfair decision when judging a competition. This judicator is usually very annoying as well and is most likely overweight and unkempt.
That judifucker didn't let our group advance to the next round of the theatre competition because we were going up against a play about cancer.
judifucker by moneybags93 November 12, 2011